Popular Dynamics (or "When You Been Ibuprofinin' ")

One, one, one little pill
Doesn't do much for the pain that kills.

But two little pills will make pain stop.
Better living from things you pop.

But too many pills and your belly will bleed.
So says the label if you care to read.

And if you're drinking a lot of booze
Then none of these pills should you use.

And though they want their symptoms eased,
Some folks may itch or swell or sneeze.

And though you want your pain away,
Don't take these pills more than six times a day.

But we must take risks to make pain stop.
Better living from things you pop.